The Children Of The Corn movies… did you know there were 9 of these damn things? Well, we take the hit for the rest of you and sit through them all, each progressively worse than the last. You people better appreciate what we do for you.

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I am a harsh film critic with no sense of subtlety or tact. I tend to love non-mainstream films, not out of a sense of ‘rebellion’ or non-conformity but out of the sense that most of what is popular is shit and that by definition the mainstream will be MAINSTREAM and therefore useless. I am easily approachable and I love to hear feedback from people, both positive (lies) and negative (truth) so please, call me out on the stupid shit I say and do.

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